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Socially Selective. Caffeinated Always. T-Shirt
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Socially Selective. Caffeinated Always. T-Shirt

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$28.99
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Comfort apparel for coffee and book lovers

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Product Description

 

Some people collect friends. You collect good coffee and the right to say no to brunch.

This bold statement tee says everything you need it to — so you don't have to. Whether you're an introvert who runs on espresso, a homebody with high standards, or just someone who's learned that "maybe" always means no, this shirt gets you.

Pair it with your favorite mug, a book you've been meaning to finish, and absolutely no plans for the weekend.

Why you'll love it:

  • Bold, easy-to-read typography that does the talking for you
  • Vintage-inspired tan and cream colorway on a classic black tee
  • Soft, comfortable fit — ideal for coffee shop mornings and couch evenings
  • Makes a great gift for the introvert, the coffee lover, or the person who has perfected the art of staying home

Perfect for: introverts, coffee addicts, bookworms, antisocial-by-choice types, or anyone whose social battery runs on caffeine instead of small talk.

Because "caffeinated always" isn't a lifestyle choice. It's a survival strategy.

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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Orders are processed quickly and shipped with tracking so you can follow your package every step of the way.


Currently shipping within the United States only. We hope to offer international shipping in the future.

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.

Built to Last

Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.

Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.

Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at the moment. We currently only ship within the United States, but we may expand to international shipping in the future. Check back later for updates.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.